
Update: I got another friend named "Met Opera", a bit more mature (41) but still female.
"In the stream I've seen my own likeness; and now I see it again. As once it appeared in the water so now you show me my likeness!" Act I, Die Walküre
Couldn't you see the smirk on his face as he utters the word benign? He then spends the rest of the 15-minute interview detailing how he singlehandedly rescues opera, that "aging art form," from certain oblivion and eventual death ("the writing on the wall"). The crux of his governing philosophy is no secret, and he repeats it, more bluntly, here:"All of the qualifications you read off do not include ever having run an opera house, which is why when I was appointed to run the Met, it was something of a shock to the opera world. And the Met patrons and observers of the Met were somewhat concerned about had to be convinced that I was going to be a benign influence on the opera."
There's really nothing in this Gelb interview that we haven't heard before. What may be different is that he's no longer checking his bluster these days. There is now a more obvious self-congratulatory swagger in his every response. With the kind of box office success he's been enjoying of late, it's perfectly understandable. Our only concern stems from that one little axiom about box office numbers and quality being uncorrelated (true of just about anything you could think of), at times even diametric. We won't know the true price of all this for a while."The biggest mistake that a head of an opera company or a symphonic orchestra could make is to believe that just because the music has stood the test of time, that the audiences will be satisfied without some kind of changes. And therefore my appoach to running the Met is really as a producer, somebody who is looking at the artistic and the audience development at the same time. It serves no good purpose at all to run an opera house like the Met, one of the largest opera houses in the world with 3800 seats, if one is not constantly thinking about how we are going to fill those seats."
to know Gelb's wiki hasn't been actioned by his tech-savvy media team (yet?). So, back to the list (click on the "diff" column to see the details of each particular edit): there's your usual obscure Anna Russell edit; the obligatory Arctic roll edit ("sometimes called Icebox Cake in the United States"); the prissy lecture on vocal types ("heldentenors include USHER?! Usher will most-certainly never sing Siegfried or Florestan"); and the addition of a couple of jokes ("What do violinists use for birth control? Their personalities.") It really only gets interesting when you come to the Kristin Chenoweth edit. I'm not going to quote the added line so I don't propagate it in perpetuity (click on it yourself), but it's safe to say that someone at the Met Opera Guild really, really hates her annoying chirpy personality. (Oops, did I just say that.)
Other curious synopses I've found so far: La Traviata and Madama Butterfly. The full list of operas are here. Many external links are no longer working (paging whoever-- stop downloading Gruberova pirates and go back to work, please), but it's worth a half-hour of indoor amusement on this humid Monday afternoon.Synopsis: La Bohème
Act I
Lucia, a consumptive seamstress called Mimi, comes upstairs to get a light from the poet Rodolfo. They fall in love.
Act II
Everyone except Alcindoro has a good time at the Café Momus on Christmas Eve.
Act III
Mimi and Rodolfo don't separate.
Act IV
Mimi dies.
1. Develop informal and audience outreach (get feedback from customers)
2. Increase the number of new productions from 4 to 7 or 8 (increase product offerings)
3. Put a greater emphasis on more performances with the greatest singers (highlighting most popular products and services)
4. Perform contemporary work on a regular basis to expand the repertoire (bring product line up to date and include items that appeal to a younger audience)
5. Produce an annual holiday entertainment for families that does not diminish high results (invite your customers in for a special sale, one day event)
6. Rebuild ties with the art world (reach out to vendors and like-minded businesses for partnerships where possible)
7. Take advantage of modern media technology (what is your Internet Marketing strategy?)
The result? He took a business with a negative sales trend year on year to an increase in audience participation of 7% and subscriptions up 11%. He also had a huge increase in sold out performances.
He is successfully taking a musical art form thought to be for the aged and making it cool, contemporary and desired.
Can you use any of Gelb's seven part plan for your business?
I love this quote so much that I'm elevating it to my title banner (see above). How refreshingly unselfconscious, how marvelously unpredictable and spicy she is. You just have to read the entire interview (perhaps twice) to believe ... It's not out of the realm of possibility for Sieglinde to adore this kind of Anna. Too bad there's the little matter of the singing that has to get in the way of our complete communion.My voice has doubled in the past few years. It started suddenly to be bigger, because I was using the microphone between my tits!
No snide remarks here this time. (Perhaps.) Only warm congratulations to Peter Gelb for figuring out a way to make opera popular once more. The soundness of his new formula is being proven by every conceivable statistic, including Sieglinde's initial pre-season ticket count (83 for her and her family and friends). Indeed, this is an historic shift in the footing of opera in the mass cultural arena. Opera is the new Louis Vuitton knockoff. We all just gotta have it.The Metropolitan Opera has a new record-- in opening-day sales.
Sales topped $2.08 million, a 25 percent increase over last season's opening-day sales of $1.66 million, after the box office opened to the general public Sunday, said Met spokeswoman Sommer Hixson. Sales on the Internet this year were nearly 50 percent higher than last year ...
Hixson attributed the robust box office to the new leadership of general manager Peter Gelb and the announcement earlier this year that the Met will be presenting seven new productions in the new season. That is the most new productions at the Met in any one season since the nine in 1966-67, the company's first season at Lincoln Center.
Hixson also cited a number of marketing and advertising initiatives, including an ad campaign on subways and buses and the live Times Square telecast of Puccini's "Madama Butterfly," which opened the season last year.
the answer is:What's 5 1/2" long, 2" wide, 3/4" thick, and holds the promise of unbearable ecstasy?
"I sing by sensation and I think that's important because the acoustics will change no matter where you are, whatever practice room you are in, whatever concert hall you're in. But, yeah, there have been times in the course of the whole experience when I don't feel as engaged in my abdominal muscles as I'd like, because there's not so much weight there any more.
"Has that resulted in some sort of change in the quality of the instrument? I can't hear it. I sometimes think my voice sits a little bit higher than it used to. But then I turn around and nail the low notes in the Marschallin, say, in Der Rosenkavalier, which I performed at Vienna State Opera last year. So, it's no longer golden? Maybe it's silver; I can't say."
One of the cons of programming a festival of this kind (Tuscan Sun Festival) is that the stage is content-hungry. It requires the services of many artists. And when cancellations occur strictly through natural events -- illness, family emergencies and so on -- they can appear to be more frequent than they are because performances are clustered into a weeks-long format.
Many concertgoers who made the hike up to this mountaintop town for the fifth anniversary of the festival may have been disappointed when violinist Joshua Bell and then soprano Anna Netrebko canceled.
But then there are more pros: On Monday night, the the ailing Netrebko was replaced by the better-known and acclaimed Cecilia Bartoli.
My suspicion is that Peter Gelb came across this racy Netrebko-Alagna Manon clip and found himself a perfect (West) Hollywood solution to the current Villazon longterm illness drama. I mean, who doesn't like porn, right? Expect lots of borderline-X skin on skin action on that floating-in-the-heavens Romeo bed. Or your money back.Roberto Alagna is replacing tenor Rolando Villazon in the first two performances of the Metropolitan Opera's revival of Gounod's "Romeo et Juliette" next month.
Alagna will sing in the Sept. 25 and Sept. 29 performances opposite soprano Anna Netrebko. She canceled concerts in Austria and Italy this month because of laryngitis.
Matthew Polenzani will sing Dec. 27 and Dec. 31. The Met didn't announce a replacement for the Oct. 3, Oct. 6 and Oct. 11 performances.
Villazon remains scheduled for the Dec. 15 matinee, to be broadcast on the radio, simulcast in movie theaters and recorded for television.
OK, so to complete the whole blockbuster Hollywood movie thing, all the Met needs to do now is to cast excessively telegenic Hollywood-type faces and bodies ... oh wait, too late.The Metropolitan Opera plans to expand still further its live high-definition simulcasts into movie theaters around the world for the 2007-8 season, potentially tripling the audience for these broadcasts to an estimated one million viewers.
“In the movie-theater industry, this is one of the talked-about events of last season,” said Peter Gelb, the general manager of the Metropolitan Opera. “For the first time, alternative content can actually command an audience ...”
“We’ve created the opera equivalent of the Hollywood movie roll-out,” he said, citing the now standard trajectory of a studio film from movie theaters to pay-per-view to DVD to television. “We’re in negotiation with In Demand, the lead supplier of pay-per-view to cable networks,” he said, “and there is every expectation we will conclude an agreement with them in the next few weeks.” PBS has also renewed its commitment to feature the broadcasts, and five will ultimately be released as DVDs under the Met’s new agreement with EMI.
How about picking out truth from fiction, can you do that? (Would be amusing to have someone in the White House actually know what an aria is ... but no thanks, really.)Mr. Giuliani, an avid opera fan, said he would keep arias out of his campaign repertoire.
“I don’t think the crowds are ready for me to pick out who is singing ‘Nessun dorma,’ whether it is Plácido Domingo or Luciano Pavarotti,” he said recently in an interview in Sioux City, Iowa. “But I can do it. It is one of the things I can do.”