Adventures in family circle.

The second act was spoiled when an elderly man slipped into an empty seat nearby and started cracking and eating nuts. It is also hard to spend the first 90 minutes of Otto Schenk’s production of Mastersingers sitting next to a man with the respiratory issues of a Wagner-loving Darth Vader. You can’t ask someone to stop breathing ...

... but there's another way to stop his breathing, you know. It's kinda permanent though, so you may end up in jail. Nevermind.