23 February 2007

News to break all breaking news

Initial paternity tests reveal that legendary pianist Joyce Hatto is the father of Dannielynn Smith. I know, it doesn't make sense, is this another hoax, but leave me alone. I'm in Florida, U.S.A. where excessive sun lowers I.Q.'s a few precious notches.

First stop: beach. Second stop: Eugene Onegin. Last stop: rehab.