10 September 2007

Brava Britney

Dressed in sequined black underpants and bra, an out-of-shape Spears moved tentatively around the stage, getting totally outgrooved by her backup dancers and badly lip-syncing her way through the song whose main lyric was "Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme."
Out of shape? Yeah, they're all wishing they (or their fat wives) had your body. I'm gayer than your typical cabaletta, still I found your new look to be quite hot and strangely arousing. Your mesmerizing performance is yet another middle finger to the oppressive and intolerant pop/media literati. Brava. And don't you listen to them, I adore that "Gimme more" single-- it's so Madonna, fags love that.